One of the best things to do on December 1st is to log out of all social media. Failure to do so can lead to hours of frustration trying to find anything of any interest among the 30 trillion identical posts in two distinct categories. Firstly, Christmas trees. Oh look, everyone got a Christmas tree! And did they put lights on it? Yup. Baubles? Uh-huh. Draped it in tinsel? How did you know?! Isn't it fun to see the way everyone decorates them slightly differently from each other? No. No it isn't. Secondly, Spotify Wrapped. Once a year, at the start of December, Spotify decides it's vitally important to tell us what music we've been listening to the most this year. And it's obviously a hugely anticipated moment because, for some reason, none of us already know what we've been listening to. And in our excitement we rush to tell the rest of the world. And then it turns out they've also gorged all year on a feast of Ed Sheeran and Kate Bush. Hooray! While never